we are so country, y'all. what passes for excitement around our house these days is truly astounding.it all started when i took toby after dinner. he beelined to the edge of the yard where we discovered a dead possum. i'm pretty sure it hadn't been there when i took him out after work, but i can't say for sure. anyway, when i went inside i mentioned it to mr. daddy because i didn't want the thing stinking up the yard or to be a temptation for toby or my dad's two dogs. dogs have a love of the putrid you know. i wanted him to get rid of it 'cause that's like in the man bylaws -- men have to deal with dead stuff. we give birth and breastfeed and they have to get rid of carrion.by the reaction from the younger set in my house, you would think i had announced that i had found santa's secret workshop in our backyard. both children immediately yelled "i want to see it!" which was complicated by the fact that punkin was in the bathtub. when i told bubba to get his shoes on, punkin let out a wail of despair. so, i told her to dry off and put her bathrobe on and i would carry her out to see the dead possum.we all trouped out to the back of the yard. yep. there he was. dead as a doornail. and uuuugly. we stood there staring at it for a second or two. we turned it into a mini science lesson by examining all the beetles and flies who had come to do their job. then we all tropped back into the house.it was probably the most exciting thing that's happened all week.but the possum moon must be in retrograde or something because this is my second encounter with possums this week. on my way in to work on tuesday, my co-worker called me and asked me if i was at work yet. when i informed her that i was just leaving the deck she said "look out for the possum on the ramp near the building. it's creeping me out!"only, i thought she said "look out for the coffin on the ramp near the building" and i was all like "what the hell? it's creeping her out? of course it is! what's a coffin doing next to the building." so my whole way into the building i was looking everywhere for a coffin. the possum could have been right beside me and i wouldn't even have known because i was looking for a creepy ass coffin. the whole coffin/possum mix-up was cleared up when i got into the office, but it was pretty funny. apparently the possum stared my co-worker down as she entered the building. frankly, that sounds about as creepy as a coffin.i hope last night's possum is the last one i'll encounter for a while. i can't handle too much more excitement.don't you wish you lived my life?

possum trot is part of the “visions of paradise” series on contemporary folk artists directed and produced by irving saraf and allie light.”

oh, poor things! at least they are cared for in a gentle and wise way. whenever i have had possums living nearby i gave felt nothing but joy from thier presence. poor penny, may she live happily during her last days

hahaha too funny! this lady has to be crazy, or a really good actress. and it didn't really seem like the possum liked the whole "little piggy" bit lol.

possums don’t. or your trees, your pets, your couch, your face, your fence, your 12 .22 bullets in its face (’cause half the time even that won’t stop them).

investigated for possum control in new zealand, he said.

the texans could learn a lesson from possum holler